when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
ladies and gentlemen, the american education system
My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.
this is basically any public school in the world tbh
fishing in animal crossing
Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.
Ozzy is a national treasure
5sos explaining daylight would be like
"Do you worry about how famous, and how quickly you are getting famous, and that it will change the internal dynamic?" x
[silently praying that 5sos surprise is with amnesia demo vocals]